Ghici ghicitoare ce-i! :)

Question

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?






Answer

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Question

All the letters of the English Language (eg. A, B, C, etc) have to go to a tea party. Which letters would come late and why?







Answer

U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Because they all come after tea (T)


Question

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?








Answer

The match!

Question

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?






Answer

The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I

Question

What question can you not say yes to?




Answer

"Are you a sleep?"

Question

Jon Married 5 people in one day without geting a divorce. How is this legal?






Answer
Jon is a priest.

Question

Most people don't like me. I have no regard for age, colour or status. It makes no difference to me wether you are rich or poor. You and I have not met before. People that I have met do not even know I exist. What am I?




Answer

Death!